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Post by Bean on Mar 9, 2007 21:15:25 GMT 1
Well, I've learnt that I'm more productive if I wear a tie to work.
I've also learnt that it's a good idea to not use my car as a rubbish bin because it's embarrassing when people ask for lifts and it's full of sweet wrappers, discarded and empty bags of tobacco, and stinky papers which still contain half eaten fish and chips. Not to mention the cress which is currently growing on the floor.
So I shall be taking these lessons and using them wisely in life.
Hurrah.
Anyway, it's the weekend... please feel free to post plans or gossip.
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Post by kristoff on Mar 9, 2007 22:14:15 GMT 1
I saw a car in Layton, near the bowling green, with an old couple in the front, and their backseat was floor to ceiling FULL of rubbish, I am not even exaggerating at all, the dashboard also had piles of rubbish in it, and they were eating pies amongst all this rubbish, it made me sick to think that people can live with that. By the way bean machine, whens yer next local gig? I have had Punch Drunk Love twice as long as you had my Doctor Who deeveedees. Which you never got to watch, so feel free to borrow them again, as long as you watch them this time hahah
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Post by Bean on Mar 10, 2007 2:05:53 GMT 1
Heh, don't worry about the doctor. I've still got all of this season's Lost to catch up on. Add that to a junkie's love for Heroes. Not to mention the new series of Angel which looks ace cuz he's a bloody puppet!
And I can only aspire to the dedication it must take to fill a car completely full of rubbish. That's devotion to the cause. I can try though. If I don't cultivate the cress, it may spread and fill my car completely full of shrubbery. And there's no way Tominey and oz and all our guitars will be able to fit in any more.
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Post by beatnikvic on Mar 10, 2007 12:23:20 GMT 1
Ive learned this week the you ( Bean ) are blinder than a blind thing as ive passed you twice waving frantically whilst you look into the void.On the way home from Preston you were entering the motorway so i got my buddy to wave too but to no avail...................
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Post by beatnikvic on Mar 10, 2007 12:25:34 GMT 1
Heh, don't worry about the doctor. I've still got all of this season's Lost to catch up on. Add that to a junkie's love for Heroes. Not to mention the new series of Angel which looks ace cuz he's a bloody puppet! And I can only aspire to the dedication it must take to fill a car completely full of rubbish. That's devotion to the cause. I can try though. If I don't cultivate the cress, it may spread and fill my car completely full of shrubbery. And there's no way Tominey and oz and all our guitars will be able to fit in any more. was this a blue car.As i think they have been sleeping in Asda car park some nights.The car looks to be filled with crisp bags plus poly bags.
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Post by Bean on Mar 10, 2007 23:24:27 GMT 1
Ive learned this week the you ( Bean ) are blinder than a blind thing Yep, and I only wear glasses to fool people into thinking I can see things. To be honest, I don't think I pay that much attention to the roads when I'm driving. Make up a flag next time and wave it out of the window. I may spot that.
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Post by kristoff on Mar 11, 2007 1:24:06 GMT 1
I think it was a blue car actually. Was the rubbish right to the top of the car still?
They sicken me. Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Bean, clean your car yer mucky bastard
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Post by beatnikvic on Mar 11, 2007 16:05:15 GMT 1
I think it was a blue car actually. Was the rubbish right to the top of the car still? They sicken me. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Bean, clean your car yer mucky bastard yes all round the windows back n front are grotty looking bags.Looks like a glue sniffers paradise.Dont know about the cleanliness thing though as i like to scoff on them when they have returned from arobics.......
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Post by V4 on Mar 14, 2007 0:20:47 GMT 1
I cleaned my car today too.
Then I shorted a live wire trying to fix the cig lighter, blew the fuse, had to go stereoless to Halfrauds, then removed a bit of my fingerprint 'testing' to see if the lighter was working.
So I suppose I learnt that I'm a moron.
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Post by beatnikvic on Mar 15, 2007 23:18:06 GMT 1
today i have learned ( the hard way ) never give a lift to a man who has had 12 pints and a curry the night before a lift home.New lungs please? anyone
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Post by V4 on Mar 16, 2007 3:11:31 GMT 1
Could possibly help out with kidneys?
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Post by beatnikvic on Mar 16, 2007 18:33:57 GMT 1
Could possibly help out with kidneys? I wish someone would invent a kind of butt plug that either A.Played a comedy themed tune when wind passed through it B.A perfume spraying device again activated when wind passed through.It would be great for office staff and lady guffs
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Post by Bean on Mar 16, 2007 18:42:52 GMT 1
Dude: you love your buttplugs, whether musical or just plain vibratory. Any excuse to go on about buttplugs, man. Any excuse.
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Post by V4 on Mar 17, 2007 1:20:56 GMT 1
I wish someone would invent a kind of butt plug You may have spotted a hole in the market there..
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Post by Bean on Mar 17, 2007 2:26:34 GMT 1
Yup. A hole that vic really wants plugged.
He's a sick, sick man.
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Post by beatnikvic on Mar 17, 2007 18:25:13 GMT 1
;D
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Post by Bean on Apr 15, 2007 23:55:19 GMT 1
Well, it's sunday but this weekend I have learned to never trust a coach driver who has sat-nav yet doesn't use it. Also, said coach driver could perhaps have used a watch.
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Post by V4 on Apr 16, 2007 0:24:51 GMT 1
Wha'choo talkin' about Willis?
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Post by Mr Chris on Apr 16, 2007 7:54:43 GMT 1
Wha'choo talkin' about Willis? Well basically, one of the coach drivers for our Manchester gigs was about 1 and a half hours late picking up because he could not find the Blue Bar, sorry Blue Room. And when he actually picked up our gig goers, he had to ask how to get to the M55. And he had sat nav.
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Post by V4 on Apr 16, 2007 12:48:25 GMT 1
Oops, did they get there in time for your slot?
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Post by Mr Chris on Apr 16, 2007 14:53:48 GMT 1
Oops, did they get there in time for your slot? Well, luckily, we decided to make a longer day of it so the pickup was supposed to be at 4pm so the coach would arrive about 5:30 and then people can go out in Manc for a few hours, have a few drinks and come see us at 8:30. So yes they were in time for our set.
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Post by V4 on Apr 17, 2007 2:52:36 GMT 1
So yes they were in time for our set. I love it when a plan comes together !
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