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Post by V4 on Apr 11, 2007 0:22:00 GMT 1
You've been stuck on a desert island for days, with nowt to eat.
SOS !
So who do you eat first?
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Post by V4 on Apr 11, 2007 0:27:49 GMT 1
Oh & the first person to correct my grammar gets impaled on a crab claw.
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Post by Bean on Apr 11, 2007 1:57:00 GMT 1
Well, I figured a vote for oz could be in order, simply because he's about ten feet tall and it'd keep us going for ages. I eventually plumped for tominey, cuz he's the nicest out of us all, so surely that must mean he'd be tastiest too? And oz is far too toxic, I'm sure...
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Post by Bean on Apr 11, 2007 1:58:36 GMT 1
ah, deleted. Wasn't funny.
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Post by V4 on Apr 11, 2007 2:08:24 GMT 1
Did it have owt to do with a spit roast?
Sorry, I had to ask.
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Post by Tominey on Apr 11, 2007 8:18:20 GMT 1
I reckon Oz is like much like a blowfish - there is one really tasty morsel of sweetness, surrounded by masses of dirty, poisonous meat.
We'd need Stabber to keep us all in order. If we ate him we'd probably end up sleeping in the sun all day, scratching our arses and smoking the best raft-making material.
Mr. Chris would be of no nutritional value, he's just all wires and memory chips.
Bean... unless we want to make a nice stock from his bones, there's no eating there.
So there's just me. I'm decently happy to give myself up... and if you start with my less vital organs, I could probably join you for a couple of courses.
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Post by Oz on Apr 11, 2007 11:42:28 GMT 1
swiss family robinson, they're bound to have some chocolate.
Shit, Oz I'm sorry. I deleted your post by mistake!!!
It was really funny though.
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Post by V4 on Apr 11, 2007 14:01:31 GMT 1
Mr. Chris would be of no nutritional value, he's just all wires and memory chips. Make a great fridge though !
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Post by Bean on Apr 11, 2007 22:54:41 GMT 1
Sorry sorry sorry everyone. I deleted Oz's rant of near-genius and replaced it with guff. I am never touching my computer again. Sorry sorry sorry.
But not as sorry as Tominey will be when I see him next. Grrr...
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Post by V4 on Apr 11, 2007 23:15:05 GMT 1
Tominey's just been roasted alive, he's not likely to get much more sorry than that !
Oh & you're next.
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Post by Bean on Apr 12, 2007 1:24:35 GMT 1
Damn, but I'm not edible
Mr chris would be best cus he's full of chips. Harr harr!!! See what I did there, I took what tominey said and made it a positive. Hurrah.
And Mr Chris could also supply us with BBQ Boneless Bytes.
I'm still really sorry for what I did to Oz.
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Post by V4 on Apr 12, 2007 15:36:25 GMT 1
Yer grounded !
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