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Post by Bean on Mar 14, 2007 1:30:56 GMT 1
Man, I nearly smashed my telly this morning watching this putrid shite masquerading as entertainment. Some saddlebag-guat scottish harpie had three possible-fathers-to-her-child on the show while they read out the dna results to see which unlucky fucker would end up getting lumbered with the squealing, crying brat (oh yeah, and the baby aswell). I actually felt sick while I watched it.*
*that didn't make me turn it off though. It's like having toothache and poking it with yer tongue
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Post by V4 on Mar 14, 2007 3:15:01 GMT 1
It's not unlike root beer - on the one hand it tastes like Germoline, on the other, you want to drink it..
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Post by V4 on Mar 14, 2007 3:18:06 GMT 1
Some saddlebag-guat scottish harpie had three possible-fathers-to-her-child on the show Did she have bingo wings?
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Post by Bean on Mar 15, 2007 1:57:02 GMT 1
I didn't notice. She did, however, have so many freckles that they were in danger of becoming one giant freckle which covered her entire face.
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Post by V4 on Mar 15, 2007 15:43:51 GMT 1
But sadly, it didn't seem to affect her reproductive system..
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Post by Bean on Mar 16, 2007 17:34:47 GMT 1
Yeah, and the sad thing is: there doesn't seem to be any criteria that you have to fulfill in order to breed. If they had some kind of aptitude test, where people had to convince the authorities that they're not scum, before being allowed to sire more illegitimate and unwanted trash, that would be nicer. I'm sure that going on national tv in order to ruin a number of lives with the baby-roulette is not fit behaviour for a mother. No matter how freckly she may be.
Heheh, I sound like a fascist.
Mr Chris: can we delete this thread before I make myself look any more reactionary?
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Post by Mr Chris on Mar 16, 2007 18:07:39 GMT 1
Mr Chris: can we delete this thread before I make myself look any more reactionary? Bean, you can deleted thread yourself. You have the power!
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Post by Bean on Mar 16, 2007 18:14:52 GMT 1
Really?
Now that's exciting. But with great power comes great responsibility.
*thwiiippp*
Ah, I'll leave it as it is, but I'd just like to point out that any comments which have appeared in this thread are not my real views. Maybe I slipped while I was typing or something. I dunno.
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Post by beatnikvic on Mar 16, 2007 18:30:35 GMT 1
Yeah, and the sad thing is: there doesn't seem to be any criteria that you have to fulfill in order to breed. If they had some kind of aptitude test, where people had to convince the authorities that they're not scum, before being allowed to sire more illegitimate and unwanted trash, that would be nicer. I'm sure that going on national tv in order to ruin a number of lives with the baby-roulette is not fit behaviour for a mother. No matter how freckly she may be. Heheh, I sound like a fascist. ha ha I know what yer saying bud but it does come across as an extract from " Mein Kampt ".This master race Bean would they be in your image...play guitar.read comics n possess chuffwangs all in prime condition...... nothing worse than a shell tracksuited hair tied up scroot with 10 cheeky urchins in tow
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Post by Bean on Mar 16, 2007 18:40:26 GMT 1
Yeah, how much better would the world be if everyone played music, read comics and did little, or no, exercise. I'm going to run for prime minister. Or spiritual leader.
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Post by V4 on Mar 17, 2007 1:34:30 GMT 1
If they had some kind of aptitude test You have to pass a test to be allowed to drive, why not to breed? It's only fair ! Speaking of aptitude, here's summat I have no evidence for, but I'm going to say it anyway. Apparently, folk with higher IQ's are either having less children, or none at all. So over the next few generations, their genes will be dropping out of the pool, leaving the fate of the nation in the hands of Jezza's contestants. Now there's a thought that will lull you to sleep..
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Post by V4 on Mar 17, 2007 1:35:57 GMT 1
That particular style is known as the 'council estate face-lift'..
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Post by Bean on Mar 17, 2007 2:30:44 GMT 1
Apparently, folk with higher IQ's are either having less children, or none at all. Yeah, it's cuz they look at all the thick kids and realise they don't want to be lumbered with a waste of space like that. (I'd like to point out that the superstring Dad's Club are all of above-average intelligence, and their offspring are really neat. )
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Post by V4 on Mar 17, 2007 2:51:36 GMT 1
Yeah, it's cuz they look at all the thick kids and realise they don't want to be lumbered with a waste of space like that. Today's trip to Wacky Warehouse confirms that. I'm sure kids never used to be as gormless as that? I blame the parents meself !
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